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THE

PENNILESS

PRESS

ISSUE 27

Do we need a poet laureate ? What does Nancy Frost make of Mariella Frostrup’s voice ? How did Mrs Twinklekeys get threads of blue carpet on her back? Is it anything to do with David Craig charting the loss of idealism? Why is Tom Kilcourse rebuilding a minor ? Andras Mezei speaks for the survivors of the death camps. Why does Serge’s Dr Kurlova have only eight minutes per patient ? Tom Kelly finds the shipyard and the steelworks closed. Peter Day sees Neruda among the goons who rule. Richard George finds feral youth in Whitehaven. Who caused the car crash ? Michael Curran knows. What didn’t the bosses tell Fred Voss in the job advert ?  Who’s doing nasty things with chips and sausage while Tanner waits for a bus ? What’s driving everyone mad in Martin Hayes’s control room ? What do pancakes mean to Ken Champion ? Why is Terry Quinn singing songs from South Pacific ? Martin Domleo gets to the heart of Mary Magdalene. How does John Feakins connect a day at the seaside and the bombing of Dresden ? And why are the City suits in control in Jonathan Lewsey’s Waterloo Station ? Plus reviews of Andy Croft getting sticky, William Wantling taking the sun, Kevin Cadwallender being seriously funny, Mike Wilson spiking the New Brutalism, F.D.Reeve following the blue cat on his prowls, Ken Champion taking black and white snaps, Taha Muhammad Ali watching a cow swallow a rope.

 

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Coming Up in Issue 28

Poems by Lalla Romano (translated from the Italian by Ian Seed)

S. Kadison's story : Malcolm Lowry and the Beautiful Boy


 

Breaking News! BritArt Superstar Flees Greedy Govt!

Tent: "Everyone who's ever fucked me"

Haiku by Stefan Jaruzelski

Trashy Emin leaves.
Over-taxed well-fucked art ho
Adds “G. Brown” to tent

More on the Eminent tax exile soon


 

The Legend of Liz & Joe, By John Murray

Dystopian fantasy is a comic feast

Reviewed by William Palmer

The Independent - Wednesday, 29 July 2009

The Legend of Liz and Joe

While it is always a pleasure to read a new John Murray novel, it is not so easy to review one. The usual dutiful compression of plot ("Joanna is a middle-aged novelist whose marriage has run out of steam") and description of style ("The flatness of her prose is a deliberate attempt to...") goes out of the window. A Murray novel is more like a comic opera, full of splendid arias, farcical encounters between characters who can be fairly described as "larger than life", and the very serious business of human love.

The bare bones of The Legend of Liz and Joe are as follows. Joe Gladstone, aged 73, has inherited money and opened a guesthouse whose main features are superb vegetarian cooking and an original policy for guests. They are refused entry if insufficiently interesting and have to present an essay setting out their qualities. Not surprisingly, he is running out of money, and enters a competition offering a £50,000 prize for a story told in the Cumbrian dialect.

Joe enters a dystopian fable set in 2018, in an England whose nanny-state laws have reached lunatic proportions. Cumbria has been singled out for an especially mad project involving men's trousers. Instalments are given at intervals throughout the novel, which has many ingeniously rendered glosses in dialect. Throw in Joe's detailed recipes for Indian, South American and Greek banquets, disquisitions on linguistic oddities, arguments with his son Desmond about the arts, the special virtues of beloved dogs, gloomy ruminations about his wife's first adulterous affair (at the age of 70), a virtuosic rant against dementia and its treatment and a bunch of resurrected Vikings. Stir vigorously, and the result is an extremely funny and wickedly clever book.

It is a paradox that those novelists who are reckoned to give a fantastic view of human life present a truer picture than self-styled realists. To Murray, "the truly comic is all about deep breath, expansiveness, hugeness, a straining... towards that which is limitless". Take a deep breath and begin reading.......... 

To John Murray John Murray now has a website

JM reads John Murray reads extracts and is interviewed at http://www.listenupnorth.typepad.com:80/

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REVIEW

 

THE LEGEND OF LIZ AND JOE
By John Murray
Flambard Press ISBN 978-1-906601-07-2  £8.99

It’s a heartening paradox that the most individual minds have the greatest social sense, just as it’s a depressing fact that the most miserably conformist boldly proclaim their independence. John Murray’s is a highly individual and unusual mind and his awareness of the shaping power of social forms acute. In this, his seventh comic novel (he began with two beautiful, non-comic Bildungsromane) he buries his bitter social satire beneath a welter of diversion, distraction, natter, chatter, outrageous invention and linguistic legerdemain. Such a book isn’t an easy read. It requires a subtle frame of reference. The reliance on dull narrative drive which powers so much best-selling fiction is entirely absent. The novel weaves its significance  unobtrusively, even though the lunatic invention is as obtrusive as you like. Perhaps such books have always been the preserve of the few, but maybe too our culture of flattery and slick commercialism has trimmed the prospective audience. This is a book which doesn’t let the reader off the hook for a second. It does what literature is supposed to do: constantly challenges lazy-mindedness, self-indulgence, pomposity, propaganda, ignorance, meanness, self-serving ambition, received wisdom, glibness; it rouses the mind from its early 21st century torpor and makes it attend to the eternities.

Its narrator is Joe Gladstone, cookery writer, ( the choice of the name of one of the architects of the modern liberal mentality is pertinent) who, late in life, has inherited from his benign if intermittently potty uncle Harrison a tidy fortune. He opens a guest house in north Cumbria and in a reversal of the ideological driving of consumerism into every inappropriate nook and cranny, insists on admitting only interesting guests, requiring an essay as proof. Naturally, he’s bleeding money. His wife Liz has begun an affair at the start of her eighth decade and connectedly has begun to experience visions. Joe is obsessive about binary compounds (linguistic not chemical). He also loves to transcribe speech into the authentic Norse-derived Cumbrian dialect and is entering a competition, established by a food industry capitalist whose brave new factory is sited in his county, for a tale in local twang: his offering includes, in a recapitulation a decade later, of the choice of Cumbria as the primary locale of digitalised tv, government-ordained,  compulsory wearing of braces in an attempt to curtail the free-thinking tendencies and anarchistic inclinations of belt-wearers which disturb the orthodoxy of the slippery PM, Thomas Purley.  Then there’s Joe’s son Desmond who is making his way in arts administration by promoting tribute bands and clairvoyants. And much more, not least some intriguing exotic recipes and Greek topography.  Murray writes like Joe cooks: with minute attention to every ingredient and a desire to evoke each nuance of flavour in the reader. And just as a good recipe is a mixture of delicacies none of which dominates, so the book provides delicious sustenance through expert combination.

To be crude, it could be said the book is a political satire. Murray’s first comic novel mocked the Cumbrian nuclear industry, or more precisely the mendacity which goes along with the protection of big interests, but as in all his work he knows art must triumph over ideology. The task of treating political questions artistically is inordinately hard. Murray makes it work in two ways: unbounded expansiveness (Joe is a great fan of Dickens), and obliqueness. Like Emily Dickinson he knows all the truth must be told, but slant. The level of narration is very high. The low-key, downbeat style typical of contemporary fiction, the short sentence upon short sentence ( not in the manner of a Hemingway or a Maupassant, but more as a way of concealing a lack of skill) is remote. To take an example at random:

Baggrow then made a gesture of whispering into his companion’s ear. And it was not just any old public-house ear of course. It was peculiarly uncomfortable because of the braces loop wrapped tight about it which meant it was inclined at a strained torque of about thirty degrees, a bit like a paper animal’s ear as fashioned by origami. Nor was Tunstall’s put-upon left lug particularly enjoying the astringent aftermath of twelve pints of light ale mingled with melted chocolate and chemically manufactured Worcester sauce.

Even such a short extract gives a sense of the intensity of the narration. It has nothing about it of post-modern cool. Not only does it contain a reference to the mad braces legislation and the extremes it drives to, thereby lifting the narrative into Rabelaisian fantasy, it also contains some typical Murray goads: a strained torque of about thirty degrees, put-upon left lug, astringent aftermath, chemically manufactured Worcester sauce. If you think through the implications of these, you’re doing a lot of thinking. In short, Murray forces his readers to use their intelligence, to be intelligent. What about those who aren’t, those who in the passing parlance would be intellectually challenged ? One of Murray’s favourite writers is Jose Saramago who recently set his face against the drive to turn everyone into a serious reader. In Saramago’s view, serious literature has always been read by a minority. There is no need for anxiety about this. Least of all is there any need to tailor literature for a mass audience. Proust and Cervantes are never going to be read fervently by millions any more than millions will bother with the Theory of Relativity or The Origin of Species. There is a false notion that whatever is not instantly accessible to the majority is anti-democratic. This is to confuse realms. Democracy is a political concept and practice. Artistic and intellectual creation are a different matter. It isn’t possible to dumb down quantum mechanics. This isn’t to dismiss the majority as hopelessly ignorant or worthy only of junk culture, but it is to recognize that the idea of a turning everyone into an intellectual is no better than a eugenic fantasy. So if Saramago’s novels are too challenging for the majority, what are they to read ? It doesn’t resolve so simply. The majority can read Saramago or Murray. They should. A dumbed-down culture is not the answer. The point is not to compromise. Artists and intellectuals bear a social responsibility. They must set the standards and the tone. The worst outcome is the one we have: high culture for the few, McDonalds culture for the many. The answer is to refuse compromise and leave it people to choose what to read. Of course, this is looking at the matter from a cultural viewpoint. From a commercial perspective, the impulse is to sell as much trash as possible.

Murray refuses to compromise and his insistence on forcing the reader to exert intelligence and imagination is allied to his unwillingness to simplify or sugar. At the centre of this book is a broadside against the manipulations of the powerful and an anger at the damage done to us morally, emotionally, socially, intellectually by the glib purveyors of political packages. Yet there is no self-righteousness. Liz Gladstone betrays her marriage and though mortified Joe forgives her. She errs in a forgivable way. The powerful are different. They twist and lie and scheme and self-serve unforgivably. Very aware of the destructive power of anger, even against the worst injustice, Murray keeps it on a tight leash. He gives free rein only to bountiful generosity and to what, near the end of the book he typifies as “mature wisdom”: the comic spirit as exemplified by the hilarious fun-loving of a child. As he puts it “pure inconsequential fun”.

This book is fun but it certainly isn’t inconsequential. It wears its significance lightly but Murray is one of the best comic writers in English since Sterne and like that serious joker he has important things to tell us. His first comic novel, Radio Activity, was turned down by dozens of publishers but was voted their favourite Cumbrian work by the wise folk of his native county. You would think the commercial instincts of the big houses might impel them to take on this extraordinarily gifted and original writer; but then again, when the lists show  Katie Price  topping the sales, you can understand why he’s still in the hands of a small press and selling small numbers. But writing as good as Murray’s doesn’t date. Posterity will judge him well and that is his present reward.

                                                                                                     Alan Dent

 


        

                   

THE FALL OF THE POUND
after La Baisse du Franc
and La Stabilisation du Franc  – Benjamin Péret
From: Je Ne Mange Pas De Ce Pain-la (1936)


(i)
Pound little pound what have you done with your bones
What would you do without poker dice
to hurl these words onto paper
Once paunchy cleric you officiated in the corridors of brothels
distributing the wafer to skinny whores
whose eyes reflected your fat counterfeit
Once your vast piggy cheeks
were a reproach to the skeletal billy-goats
who spreading around their patriotic and Presbyterian stink 
followed you like the shadow of a sun

Sun let's say foglamp
because you'll never light more than a road closed
where the cobbles have been replaced by broken bottle bits

But today just an earthworm sectioned by multiple shovels
you struggle in vain to escape the fish
You'd like to be a general of the bankers again
but the bankers died like rats
and out of ther stomachs ooze flabby pounds
and their financial rot fills all the coffers
where the last survivors implore Mammon
to let the pound become a Euro

Alas Christ poor used up pound
cast among the turds of the speculators
Here lies the quid beetroot without sugar

(ii)

If the ears of the cows shiver
it's because people are singing God save the Queen
Let's go children of the toilets
let's drip snot in the ears of Blair and Brown

The fishbones trapped in their teeth
have hardly spoken
It's me the Strong Pound
Down with the old fart who had me boiled
Like a fairground caricature
an eye looking out of a pisspot
Gordon Brown repeats himself
I fully deserved the Order of the Shithouse
Long live the union of dunces
Long live national cow pie 

Translated by
John Hartley Williams
December 2008


            


Now writers like pop stars sell themselves and pose
slick models in the market-place of fame,
and pigeon-minded tv hosts spew inspissated prose
and literature’s a petty, catwalk game,
the not-so-great-and-good assemble every year
among the hills and books of little Hay,
to talk of Akhmatova, Charlotte Bronte and Top Gear
and who might Mariella get to lay;
a fine event for business, for the cameras, for the rich
who eat posh nosh and swill expensive reds,
but those who understand the truth’s persistent, nagging itch
stay desk-bound or sit sharpening their leads;
a president or two, a glib-tongued, car-mad nerd
today can the take the place of Proust or Crabbe,
for who would read, alone, when all the passing herd
assemble here to own what they can grab?

                                                             Fran Virgo


 

Dockers & Detectives - The Relaunch Review

It’s probably fifty years since Ken Worpole attended a launch in Liverpool. Back then it’d be a nuclear sub from the dock he was helping to build at Cammel Laird’s. Last night (March 6th 2008) he was launching his own craft - the re-write of his classic analysis of prole lit – Dockers and Detectives which first appeared in 1983. Next to him, on the top table at the News from Nowhere Bookshop at 96 Bold Street, was screenwriter Jimmy McGovern. 

Ken’s thesis is that London and Liverpool are special sites – port cities with a vital working class culture energised by immigrants and the strong story telling tradition of sea-faring men. He remarked how, as a teenager on his first stay at a men’s hostel near the docks, he was constantly pestered by yarn spinning sailors. Jimmy grinned.  

The great, but now submerged, scribes of that earlier period were James Hanley, George Garrett and Jim Phelan. Not realist writers but expressionists (has this got something to do with their eclipse?). We were reminded by a member of the audience that Malcolm Lowry was a scouser who joined the Merchant Navy and whose first book Ultramarine was influenced by sailors like Melville, Conrad, and Jack London. The Merch in those days was a quick, cheap way of seeing the world and an escape route for desperate fathers of illegitimate kids. Ken mentioned unwanted pregnancy as an important motif in the novels of the 50s  (eg Sillitoe, Barstow et al).  

Perhaps west coast ports like Glasgow, Cardiff and Liverpool had the edge on others being on main routes to America. We don’t hear much of the school of Felixstowe or Harwich. New York was a magnet. Ken wistfully admitted to still treasuring his old Verve jazz records. Rock an Roll, the Beat poets and Kerouac (another sailor) were liberating influences from the dominant US popular culture - and - “the tough guy vernacular style of writing was often adopted by many British working class male writers as the appropriate register for writing about their experiences” (D&D p71) 

Another strand Ken explored is the re-writing, and even erasing, of working class history. The period of World War II was replayed in the aftermath as a triumph of elite heroes like Guy Gibson, Douglas Bader and Barnes Wallis rather than the tenacious resilience of docklands workers. It seems we were fighting to preserve the quintessentially English rural idyll – a thatched roofed pub in the Cotswolds – rather than a working class community and its values. 

His most off-the-wall notion is that the built environment acts as an anchor and definer of consciousness. That people of different ethnicities or creeds can feel a common bond in their attachment to place; and that our destruction of even industrial installations weakens this social glue. He “reads” these environments as he would a book. Declining to give a conventional book-launch type recital he did chose to quote at length one paragraph from Robert Colls Identity of England which he uses on page 10 of D&D. 

When the staple northern industries began to splutter from the 1970s, very deep meanings choked with them. Buildings that for years had given habitude to landscape were brought down without a second glance. Elegant mill chimneys, dramatic colliery headgear, sun-bright shipyard cranes, all hit the ground in clouds of masonry, and with them fell a whole visual culture. Where ships' hulls had once swerved across the skyline, there was now only sky. Lodges and institutes, formerly places of association and learning, became derelict. The bands ceased to march. Banners were furled. Methodist chapels, emotional heartlands of the Industrial Revolution, became carpet stores. Pine pews were ripped out and sold as antiques. A landscape was humiliated, piecemeal. 

The event hostess wondered what we’d do with all these disused mine shaft installations. Wouldn’t the place start to look like a museum? Ken thought, gnomically, a proper integration would be “difficult”.  

The idea of “reading” environments arose when he was questioned about the influence of the internet and the possible decline of book reading. In the future, the questioner reasoned, we’d be absorbing most of our info from TV and DVDs via the activities of people like Jimmy. JM looked puzzled, as well he might, being a writer who still sits at a keyboard most of the time. But maybe it is possible to produce a show by simply exhorting actors to say something interesting. Big Brother eg. Ken guiltily admitted to being a keen reader still, but thought the academic obsession of 1980s radicals who believed writing more fat books on theory would usher in the revolution was now exposed as a dead end. You can come in now Karl; sorry the position is filled. 

As for the internet, personally I prefer Chou en Lai’s answer when asked if he thought the French revolution had been a good thing – it’s too soon to tell. Ken is no luddite on the web and said generous things about this site and the one on Voices. I sense he sees important synergies in prospect – and perhaps even the building of an electronic community on the ruins of the physical wilderness. One thing the web does do is give everyone, working class included, an ease of access to literature and art works which would have astonished even Louis XIV. Ken’s final section, on East End literature mentioned a writer unknown to me – Dan Billany. Twenty years ago I might have searched bookshops in vain for this rarity. Now I log on and immediately find a first edition of The Trap for three quid in Belfast. 

Ken’s encouragement of working class writers like Jimmy back in the 70s was generously acknowledged. JM has said elsewhere “it was always a boost to get a story in Voices”. His connection with his roots has remained strong. Why do some proletarian writers fade away? They get rich, move out and wither. Jimmy recommended the Liver Vaults in his home suburb of Kensington as a top boozer and all purpose prole hub (no not that Kensington). But even the playing fields in Kensington have been built over so that the sportsmen of the Liver Vaults have no pitch. Thanks to the City of Culture cash, however, one will be created on a reservoir. Christ! These scousers are so blest they don’t just walk on water the play footie on it! 

Jimmy had some sound advice to the writers of historical reconstructions. Leave out apostrophes. Your modern man says “You’re an idiot” but Elizabethan man says “You are an idiot” I searched frantically for a pen. He might even say “Verily Sir, thou art an idiot” The possibilities for an overworked scriptwriter are vast. Jimmy’s TV series could be played again in doublet, hose and codpieces. They just need translating. Look out for Ye Street coming soon on channel 97. 

Ken, unfortunately, wasn’t booked into the Liver Vaults but the less salubrious Adelphi (it has improved a bit recently). At least there he shouldn’t be too bothered by yarn spinning sailors.

Ken Clay


FOUR POEMS

SPECTATOR

There he stands,
old man with a dry mouth
waiting for his soul to sing,
anything;
conscious that he cannot always
choose the song
and never call the tune.

Spectator
who sees most of the game
but, tongue-tied by despair,
cannot give
a coherent commentary
or find words
of comfort for the losers.


WALKING IN WINTER

Frost has put white flesh
On the bare bones of trees,
Thickened and stiffened the leaves
Of grass and herb that crisp
And crackle underfoot

Mist encloses the mountain.
It's cold enough for snow,
Which will not be slow
To spread from the far peaks
To these wooded slopes below

And sheathe white flesh in
Even whiter skin.


JANUARY FIRES

Smoke is rising from the bay:
men are building bonfires on the beach,
raising pyramids of brush and driftwood:
root and branch and twisted trunk of trees

wrenched up, dismembered, drowned,
picked clean by sea and surf and left
to moulder bone bare on the stony shore;
wrack of the last of last year's storms

cast away by wind and wave and strewn
haphazardly across the beach,
now gathered up and stacked on pyres,
slyly probed by fingers of fire

that flare in sudden breaths of air
and fan out into flaming palms,
sparks flying wildly to expire
in the sunlit January sky,

then die away to smouldering ruins,
where charred remains disintegrate
and ash and embers disappear
among the shingle, shells and shards.


TWO PHOTOS

One black and white, slightly
out of focus, faded
with age; the other
in colour and clearly defined.

In each a fair-haired child in
a white dress turns her head
towards the camera, looks
at me out of the photo.

  Each child is two years old.
  Thirty six years lie between them.

Looking at the colour print
I found I was afraid,
waiting for the child
to pass the other's age,

never having imagined
that another might come
even this close. (She too would
ask for me in my absence.)

  What surprises me is that
  it does not seem like betrayal;
  rather, something to celebrate.

R.L. Hughes


 

FLY AWAY PETER

A sticky wicket needs a bat as straight as C.K.’s whiskey;
a steady nerve, a hunter’s eye, an instinct for what’s risky;
and Peter was our hero once when he put paid to bowling
by racists from apartheid’s land whose sweet death knell was tolling;
he rose above corruption’s stench, he stood for all that’s classy
we watched him on our black and whites and loved him more than Lassie.
He gave us hope that principle might kick the arse of grafting
and politicians find more joy in justice than in shafting;
but Peter shinned the greasy pole like any shabby creep
and found that McCord’s tricky case just sent him fast asleep.
He knew that power must be bought, he preened in front of mirrors
he thought himself a lofty sir and all the people sirrahs.
Now Peter fights to save his skin and we all find it funny
how young ideals get sucked into the septic tank of money.


 

 

HIGHGATE

I might’ve known; in any case,
Katrina’s nothing but a breath,
a few puddles in the universe’s playground,
and my daughter ending her destiny
a less than pettiness
to all but us.
I’d suck the ink back in my pen
sell my labour as a railway clerk,
touch my cap to the boss,
to turn that round.
It’s tight in here.
My coffin’s like yours except
I didn’t build it.
That tightrope you’re on
as the rock melts
and frail as houses everything solid’s
nothing more than kettle vapour,
I walked it in my head
in a café in the cinquieme.
I was twenty-nine.
She was forty-three.
At three she could recite To be or not to be.
Sigh no more ladies, sigh no more.
What choice do you have ?
Gravity’s a law you can’t evade.
Your choices are inevitable
and your inevitabilities as chosen
as hers.


Rick Brown


FROM THE CURRENT ISSUE 25

Martin Domleo

OLD BILL
The Burton Years
 

                        They knew Old Bill at the Red Rose Social
                        As the bloke who arrived at seven of a night
                        In his perennial flat cap,
                        Tall, with a hand on the door’s upright,
                        Black-suited wispiness stooping slightly,
                        Two bony fingers supporting a quiet fag. 

                        Years ago, his cigarettes glowed brightly,
                        Earning him the name of Terminator
                        But he rarely inhales these days (and the
                        Tinder that once turned so quickly to red
                        On his knuckles had long since gone to earth).
                        At eighty-and-a-half, Bill’s thin right arm 

                        Was the steadiest part of him, as steady
                        As a Newcomen beam. That practised lever
                        Was for cocking pints. A sage on racing tips
                        Picked from the Sun and Mirror, Bill more than
                        Held his own with four furrowed and whiskered
                        Ex-brewers twenty years his junior. 

                        Around nine of a night he would slip away
                        Two quarts heavier, and walk steadily
                        And mindfully across the road to his crumbling
                        End-of-terrace more shack than house,
                        And relieve himself as best he could
                        In his cold privy – a half-mortared windsock 

                        Some part-time jobber had tacked to the kitchen
                        Between bouts of drinking and flatulent sleep.
                        At least this abutment was more accessible
                        Than the defunct Victorian dumping heap
                        At the end of his garden strip, sinking
                        Into piles of bottles, cans, planks, old bricks. 

                        Bill left for good, just as quietly, without fuss
                        In his chair in front of his portable
                       
As the lottery balls lifted and danced.
                        The set was still flickering a ghostly light
                        When they found him, the smell of his last fag
                        Mingling with burnt carpet, hot plastic, stale beer. 

                        Although he bragged a little, he never won much.
                        Once he made twenty quid, gave forty away.
                        Always he bought the first clutch of the night
                        Before settling into side shadow, shunning
                        Centre stage, biding time as a good sage ought.
                        The crematorium was crowded out.

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